Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
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can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
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The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
My feet surprised me
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