I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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