Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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