You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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