she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
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So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
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And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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