Is it normal to miss your booty call?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
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