when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
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Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
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I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
is it fun? or sober?
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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