This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
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I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
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I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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