he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
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They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
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what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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