A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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