I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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