I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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