He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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