That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
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I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
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My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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