roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
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that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
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I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
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