"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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