i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
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We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
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I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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