I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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