We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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