There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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