How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
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Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
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Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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