I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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