She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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