I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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