I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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