just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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