You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
i think my cat just said my name.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Randomize
