i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Never underestimate the power of titties
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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