i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
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I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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