Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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