playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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