The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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