i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
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It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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