don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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