I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
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In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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