the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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