then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
She even gives head with a lisp.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Randomize
