He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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