He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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