When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize
