on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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