I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
vagina is talking i cant
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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