Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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