The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
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yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
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Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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