i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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