when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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