I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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