Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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