he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
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There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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