Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
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I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
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Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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