So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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