dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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