apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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