glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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