we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
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I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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